that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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