can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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