Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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