Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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