Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
