$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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