Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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