I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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