It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
third nipple confirmed
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
as a side note pls kill me
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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