Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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