I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the condom got lost in my hair
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
