I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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