"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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