i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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