You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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