I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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