How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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