She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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