physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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