You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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