Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I currently don't understand fingers.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
