If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Alive.
So much puke
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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