I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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