vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
then he tried to convert me to islam
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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