I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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