Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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