Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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