First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Who died my cat blue again?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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