i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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