there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
my shit smells like andre
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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