i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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