We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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