At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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