his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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