that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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