wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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