singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Damn victory sex feels great
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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