just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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