We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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