i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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