We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Boobs speak an international language.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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