my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I am midnight drunk by noon
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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