whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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