i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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