We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
