How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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