Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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