that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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