new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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