You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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