yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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