can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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