do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
