Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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