i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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